Saturday, December 15, 2007

Slughurlers Galore: A New Choice!!!


This is the Sig Sauer P250. I think my prayers have been answered. The whole trouble with deciding on such a thing is finding the right grip and deciding on what caliber is best for your needs. I need be indecisive no more. This baby has a modular construction. So according to the site, you can change the grips by swapping the polymer frame. Of course this is just the minor added benefit. Since you usually get the grip that fits best on initial purchase. But more important is that you can change the caliber on this baby by swapping out the barrel and clip. I don't think ya heard me. You can have this baby in 9mm, .357SIG, .40S&W and .45ACP without having to buy four guns! This is something indeed...

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

From The Files Of The Strange


Y'all know I can come up with some really wacky shyt from my travels on the 'net. This right here is one of the strangest... Yet funnest...

Important Warning!




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Boob Chart 1



Which of these racks are most like yours?
(there is another list further down if you aren't in this one...)

Trim On Da Trim



How do you get yours trimmed?

Boob Chart 2


What kind of boobs do you have?

Bungee Jumpers Beware!


This is why nude bungee jumping is hazardous!

Mmmm.... Piiieeee....



Yep. Pie! And these two beauties are the first pies that TSSE baked from scratch! As y'all can tell, I done watched one too many Food Network shows judging by the pie on the right!

The top shots are pre-baking shots. The bottom are all cooked.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Andy Rooney Says...




As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game , s he doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pan ts making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Wedding Cake?




Please people! If you are gonna put them on a tier and on the table, at least frost them sumbitches! Or at least bake them in an oven that is on a level floor! And not too long in the heat please. And whose Red Kool-Aid is that? And if you think this shyt is crazy, you should see the wedding they came from! I don't wanna put nobody on blast but, they might get posted too...