The New (Old) Obsession - Tha Traditional and Naked Sport Bikes!

Suzuki SV650S. 645 cc V-Twin. Like this too!

Yamaha FZ6. 600cc inline 4 cyl. A naked YZF-R6S. Verah nice!

Kawasaki Z-1000. 953 cc 4 cyl. One mean looking sumbitch don't ya think?

Ducati Monster 695. 695cc L-Twin. Didn't know how bad ass this bike was until I got a really good look at it. May see me on this one!
Buell Lightning XB12Scg. 1203 cc...oops I mean 73.4 cu. in. V-twin (it is an American V-Twin ya know!). Kinda crazy looking but extremely impressive.

The New (Old) Obsession - Tha Sportbikes!

Suzuki Katana 600. The wife's favorite

Honda RC51. V-twin sport bike. 999cc. Mmmmmmm...

Yamaha YZF-R6. 599cc inline 4. Perfecto!

Yamaha YZF-R6S. 600cc inline 4 cyl. Very nice!

Suzuki GSX-R750. 749cc 4 cyl. Legendary bike. THE perfect color for me!

Suzuki GSX-R600. 599cc 4 cyl. Little brother to the above bike.

Ducati Superbike 1098. 1099 cc L-Twin. I always wanted a Yellow Ducati Sportbike!

Ducati Superbike 1098s. 1099 cc L-Twin. Black ones are REALLY nice too!

Baby Planes

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago .


The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy said, "Yes, she did."

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.

Have your mother explain that to you."

Father's Day Shots Across The Bow

This commercial is tha Sheezy!!!!

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.

Anotha New Look

Yep. I done switched it up again! Lemme know how it looks!

Slughurlers Galore!!!!

Recently my alignment change has brought about a change in attitude, naturally. With that comes the desire for additional personal and family security. Add that to the fact that I like target shooting, Michigan is a shall issue state and octogenarians aren't even safe anymore. I have decided to get my CCW. The stars of this post are the first round of finalists.

What do you think of them.

Anyone got any advice or recommendations? Aside from telling me not to that is. That would be bad advice...

Springfield XD 45 ACP Compact 4" Polymer (convertible from concealed carry to full size service pistol with 3 extra rounds by switching magazines)
Taurus Millennium Pro PT-145 in .40 S&W
Taurus Millennium Pro PT-145 in .45 ACP
Springfield Armory XD Sub Compact in .40 S&W
Magnum Research Baby Eagle Compact in .40 S&W
Glock 29 in 10 mm
Glock 30 in .45 ACP (larger mag)
Glock 36 in .45 ACP (smaller mag)
Springfield Armory 1911-A1 Ultra Compact in .45 ACP (like the black grips...)

Does Your Barber Have Skyllz?

I think HIS does!