Tuesday, July 17, 2007

The Picture on the Nightstand




After a long night of love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.

Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

No, no, no!!!" she answers.

Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

2 comments:

mrs.tj said...

FUNNY! I will have to post the story of how i met my bestest friend online. I don't think I ever wrote about it. But basically I met her on a blog.

We might have to meet up.
e-mail me if you have time between the 19th and the 29th. telezad@yahoo.com

Coko Mulan said...

LMFAO!